Beachball ... 1
Heskey ... er, 0

ENGLAND boss Fabio Capello has a new selection headache - as the Beachball is currently out-scoring World Cup hopeful Emile Heskey!

HESKEY

Cost £3.5m

Caps 57

Minutes on pitch this season 176

Shots on goal this season 1

Goals 0

BEACHBALL

Cost .. £10 plus a free towel 'n bag

Caps 0

Minutes on pitch 5

Shots on goal 1

Goals 1