EARTH HOUR...

OK Earth hour is finally over...............we off-ed the light for like one our and the whole neighbourhood was dark,everybody was like walking around in the aimlessly...........there was a wedding near by and the lights were so bright it didn't look like we all turned off the light.........haiyah....think they don't love the earth....noobs.........XD....

THE ON-GOING WAR BETWEEN THE RED DEVILS AND THE REDS

Well as everyone knows,liverpool beat man utd 4-1..............big whoop......beat man utd and real madrid and call yourselfs unbeatable,world champs..................hahaha dream on.......anyway i've been reading this international fued between supporters on THESUN..............uk paperlah...........here's some of the comments left by fans

This is a man utd fan's view..........

Posted by: redsizzler
Your getting to bloody cocky on the back of the last 3 wins ! It doesn't make you world beaters you idiots! I find it galling how United get beat in one game for the first time since November get castigated by the press for one blip and Liverpool seem to think they rule the roost on the back of it!Stop trying to steal Uniteds thunder for Christ sake and win something first before even try to claim supremacy over us! You've hit a little purple patch and the world feels good but your inconsistancy will cost you! you will get beat again at the most unexpected places ! thats what you do ! Lets see where the trophies are at the end of the season then the bragging rights can be rightfully claimed but until then button it you cocky baskets!


This is a L'pool fans view................


Posted by: legohead
Redsizzler....touched a nerve have we....maybe we will drop some points, maybe we wont win the league but at the end of the day the FACT still remains we STUFFED you at Old Trafford.....so to finish i think we do have some right to bragg and as you say we will leave it for now and see what happens at the end of the season.....if i remember correctly some of the United squad said they were untouchable......not anymore

personally i hope Man utd draw l'pool in the champs league and mop the floor with them.............come on UNITED

WHY CHINESE SHOULD NOT HAVE CHRISTIAN NAMES..........

Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?
Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!
Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller : I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent.
Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller:Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one)has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one)got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.
Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgen t matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator : I'm Saw Lee (Sorry).
Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!! .

Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:
Anne Chang => Dirty (Mandarin)
Anne Chin => Keep Quiet (Mandarin)
Faye Chen => Dusty (Mandarin)
Carl Cheng => Buttock (Hokkien)
Monica Cheng => Touching your buttocks (Hokkien)
Lucy Leow => You are dead (Hokkien)
Jane Tan => Frying eggs (Mandarin)
Suzie Leow => Lose till death (Hokkien)
Henry Mah => Hate your mum (Mandarin)
Corrine Tai => Poor fellow (Hokkien)
Paul Chan => Bankrupt (Mandarin)
Nelson Tan => Bird laying eggs (Mandarin)
Leslie Tong => Rubbish Bin (Mandarin)
Carmen Teng => Leg hair long (Hokkien)
Connie Mah => Call your mother (Cantonese)
Danny See => Squeeze you to death (Hokkien)
Rosie Teng => Screws and nails (Hokkien)
Pete Tsai => Nose droppings (Hokkien)
Macy Koh => Never die before (Cantonese)


THIS POST IS NOT MEANT TO OFFEND ANYONE OR SOMEONE OR NO ONE...............its just pure stupidity at its best.......XD

BM ESSAY

Pagi itu pagi minggu. Cuaca cukup sejuk sehingga mencapai takat suhu beku.Sebab itu saya tidak mandi pagi sebab air kolah jadi air batu dan air paip tidak mahu keluar sebab beku di dalam batang paip. Pagi itu saya bersarapan dengan keluarga di dalam unggun api kerana tidak tahan sejuk. Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya menemaninya ke pasar.Tetapi saya tidak mahu. Selepas emak menikam perut saya berkali-kali dengan garfu barulah saya bersetuju untuk mengikutnya. Kami berjalan sejauh 120 kilometer kerana pasar itu letaknya 128 kilometer dari rumah. Lagi 8 kilometer nak sampai pasar saya ternampak sebuah lori kontena meluru dengan laju dari arah belakang. Dia melanggar emak saya. Emak saya tercampak ke dalam gaung. Dia menjerit "Adoi!".Lepas itu emak saya naik semula dan mengejar lori tersebut. Saya pun turut berlari di belakang emak saya kerana takut emak saya melanggar lori itu pula.Pemandu lori itu nampak kami mengejarnya. Dia pun memecut lebih laju iaitu sama dengan kelajuan cahaya. Kami pula terpaksa mengejar dengan lebih laju iaitu sama dengan dua kali ganda kelajuan cahaya. Emak saya dapat menerajang tayar depan lori itu. Lori itu terbabas dan melanggar pembahagi jalan lalu bertembung dengan sebuah feri.Feri itu terbelah dua. Penumpang feri itu yang seramai 100 orang semuanya mati. Pemandu feri itu sangat marah. Dia pun bertukar menjadi Ultraman dan memfire pemandu lori. Pemandu lori menekan butang khas di dalam lori dia. lori itu bertukar menjadi robot Transformer. Mereka bergaduh di udara. Emak saya tidak puas hati. Dia pun terus menyewa sebuah helikopter di Genting Highlands dan terus ke tempat kemalangan.Dia melanggar pemandu feri yang telah bertukar menjadi Ultraman itu. Pemandu feri itu terkejut dan terus bertukar menjadi pemandu feri semula lalu terhempas kejalanraya. Pemandu feri itu pecah. Pemandu lori sangat takut melihat kejadian itu. Dia meminta maaf dari emak saya. Dia menghulurkan tangan ingin bersalam. Tetapi emak saya masih marah. Dia menyendengkan helikopternya dan mengerat tangan pemandu lori itu dengan kipas helikopter. Pemandu lori itu menjerit "Adoi..!" dan jatuh ke bumi.Emak say menghantar helikopter itu ke Genting Highlands. Bila dia balik ke tempat kejadian, dia terus memukul pemandu lori itu dengan beg tangannya sambil memarahi pemandu lori itu di dalam bahasa Inggeris. Pemandu lori itu tidak dapat menjawab sebab emak saya cakap orang putih. Lalu pemandu lori itu mati.Tidak lama kemudian kereta polis pun sampai. Dia membuat lapuran ke ibu pejabatnya tentang kemalangan ngeri itu. Semua anggota polis di pejabat polis itu terperanjat lalu mati. Orang ramai mengerumuni tempat kejadian kerana ingin mengetahui apa yang telah terjadi.Polis yang bertugas cuba menyuraikan orang ramai lalu dia menjerit menggunakan pembesar suara. Orang ramai terperanjat dan semuanya mati. Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya ke pasar untuk mengelak lebih ramai lagi yang akan mati. Di pasar, emak saya menceritakan kejadian itu kepada penjual daging. Penjual daging dan peniaga-peniaga berhampiran yang mendengar cerita itu semuanya terkejut dan mati. Saya dan emak saya terus berlari balik ke rumah. Kerana terlalu penat sebaik saja sampai di rumah kami pun mati.Itulah kemalangan yang paling ngeri yang pernah saya lihat sebelum saya mati.


some small kids BM essay......funny crapXD

STUPID SAKAI ANTIVIRUS

Recently,i think it was on a tuesday.....i think so....my comp when all screw-y.......so i scanned the stupid thing............there was like 10 trojan viruses u noe.....so i aso when and downloaded this programe called anti360...........i tell u after that my computer started acting all wierd....when i'm surfing the net suddenly the thing will appear saying THIS WEBSITE IS BLOCKED...........damn sial...........

PONTENG SEKOLAH

HAHAHA..............the horror that is school is over......for at least 1 week lah.......miss school on thursday and friday, got extra two days holiday........watch futboll gila-gila damn sial.............HAHAHA MAN UTD RULZ..........

HAHA..................LOL dun ask me why i deleted my blog.....no other work.........aniwaiz after two months of schooling i gotta TWO word that sums it up........... SCHOOL SUCKKKKKKS...............so far the two months are boleh,boleh lah...........i wish i could burn my school down..........one of my many dreams................but the thought of going to school and irritating the heck out of our dear retard samuel keeps me going.....sori samuel but your just an easy target.....................so i guess thats it.........chiow.................