0FF- HOUR

[in the voice of a newscaster]

After the recent sucess of earth hour,an unofficial celebration of stupidity was widely celebrated through the class 4 Gigih.In correspondence with the upcoming vasakhi holiday,the celebration of hitting each other on the forehead was in full swing.This auspicious event was therefore called OFF-HOUR.Every five minutes the cries of helpless victims getting hit senselessly on the head could be heard.

One of the victims Mr.Muthuram a\l Rakkapan had this to say.......
[in an indian accent]
''THEY hit me on my head.......no matter how hard i called my amma,they did not stop[sobbing]....and im not even a sikh.......AMMMMMMMMAAA

Now we go to our reporter at the scene Mr Garam Sing Waliam
''As off-ing was in full swing we managed to get hold of one of the culprits Mr nicholas shim
[in real pandamaran chinglish]
''Wah so syok u noe ah.......that indian fellow ah..MUTHULAM ah kena on the head u noe...i wallap him ah until he make chia sue pau in his pants ah .......so smelly u nor..............


SO there you have it, as off-hour was celebrated....many helpless victim were violated in various parts of their body.........This is Denial Shit Ray reporting for 4gigih news...............................