ALIENS HAVE LANDED!!!
Aliens Have Landed!
The aliens have landed!
It’s distressing, but they’re here.
They piloted their flying saucer through our atmosphere.
They landed like a meteor engulfed in smoke and flame.
Then out they climbed immersed in slime and burbled as they came.
Their hands are greasy tentacles.
Their heads are weird machines.
Their bodies look like cauliflower and smell like dead sardines.
Their blood is liquid helium.
Their eyes are made of granite.
Their breath exudes the stench of foods from some unearthly planet.
And if you want to see these sickly, unattractive creatures,
you'll find them working in your school;
they all got jobs as teachers.
SOME FUNNY CRAP BOUT TEACHERS.......................XD
The aliens have landed!
It’s distressing, but they’re here.
They piloted their flying saucer through our atmosphere.
They landed like a meteor engulfed in smoke and flame.
Then out they climbed immersed in slime and burbled as they came.
Their hands are greasy tentacles.
Their heads are weird machines.
Their bodies look like cauliflower and smell like dead sardines.
Their blood is liquid helium.
Their eyes are made of granite.
Their breath exudes the stench of foods from some unearthly planet.
And if you want to see these sickly, unattractive creatures,
you'll find them working in your school;
they all got jobs as teachers.
SOME FUNNY CRAP BOUT TEACHERS.......................XD
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